Diary of a Fat Girl

UGH, sounds like an awfully not fun procedure. I'm so sorry that you will be in the hospital for the holiday. if you can, just envision yourself WALKING, what a great gift! What a great, proud, amazing thing that will be when you are all healed up and mobile to go wherever you like and however you like and it will be AWESOME!

xoxo

My blog partner and poet Proud FA wrote the following article for my Bigger Fatter Blog. Proud FA is a former fat admirer and NAAFA member. He has a special fondness for the pannus aka meat skirt. He wrote the following tribute.

http://biggerfatterblog.blogspot.com/2010/05/pannus-panny-panniculus-pannicula.html

JOLLY OLD PANICULUS sung to tune of Jolly Old St Nicholas

Jolly old Panniculus send your musk my way
You so disgust shallow men you could turn them gay
You hang down o'er genitals and down past my knees
You flip and flop when I walk and create a breeze

I am fat but it's not my fault so why all the fuss?
If you loved me you'd accept me, my panny and the puss.
Help to my power chair. Take me for a ride.
I'm proud of my panny and that's why I won't hide.

My Panny it protects me from every sling and arrow
That is why I have it ride in a wheel barrow.
Oh I love my Panny it is something I adore
If I keep eating pretty soon my panny will hit the floor.

Panny you are more than just an average jelly belly
You look like a well cured ham you'd find at a deli.
You're my extra body part a blanket for my knees
And in the summertime you create a breeze.

I wrote the above song to celebrate the myriad of body shapes. I will leave the scientific stuff to our friend, and somatype expert and social commentator, artist, philosopher, gainer, bariatric nutritionist and fat studies professor "Dr" Gerald "Teddy" Bear. This song is for all the fat people that the NAAFA style fat acceptance rejects. Back in the days when I was porking fat girls, I figured the fatter the better. Sadly NAAFA never saw it that way. They kept up their fat and fit propaganda.

Gluttony is a choice and true fat acceptance will acknowledge that reality and encourage gaining, feederism and power eating while at the same time respecting a fatling's choice to go on a weight loss diet. NAAFA has been on a slippery slope due to its hypocrisy. While we at Bigger Fatter Blog are against most forms of weight loss surgery we would not shun anyone who was dumb enough to pay some greedy doctor to butcher them. People get conned sometimes. It goes with being human but the biggest con job was when NAAFA went from the National Association Aiding Fat Americans to the National Association Advancing Fat Acceptance. They turned founder Bill Fabrey's dream into a nightmare of an organization.

I’m a fountain of blood in the shape of a girl - Bjork